A ripped, gay, anthropomorphic cat using Orangina as aftershave.  This makes every ad concept ever put forward on Mad Men seem like the scribblings of a 2nd grader.

I’ve recommended this podcast to a lot of people in person, but here’s a link for the rest of you.  I’ve traveled to Brooklyn just to see them, they’re that good.

Patton Oswalt on KFC’s Famous Bowls

Louis C.K. on kids

Nocturnal Rothschild

Nocturnal Rothschild

Rothschild hospitality!  A friend indeed!

Rothschild hospitality! A friend indeed!

The Importance of Socks

Does anyone else find wearing sneakers without socks to be gross? Nice sweaty, skin flake filled shoes, no socks guy.

Jean Pants

Men of any age should not wear jeans with decals, designs, flourishes, studs, or any other sort of design on the ass pockets. Basic stitching, cool. Anything else is not flattering and definitely not manly.

Maybe tomorrow, a new romance
No more sorrow but that’s the chance
You’ve got to take, if your lonely heart breaks
Only the lonely

Why do I have to choose
to see everybody lose
To walk around and sing the blues
well darling I refuse

Love is hard to find
love of any kind
And a love like yours and mine
creates it’s own design

So why do I have to choose
see everybody lose
To walk around and sing the blues
well darling I refuse

All this talk of getting old 
It’s getting me down my love 
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown 
This time I’m comin’ down 

And I hope you’re thinking of me 
As you lay down on your side 
Now the drugs don’t work 
They just make you worse 
But I know I’ll see your face again

Hey Life

What’s up lately? Did I say something? I thought we were cool bro.

Shooting Day

Shot a lot of different hand guns today. It was awesome.

Recommendations Needed

I need to read magazines or blogs that aren’t about politics, technology, or money.